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“Don’t like gay marriage? Don’t get one.
Don’t like abortions? Don’t get one.
Don’t like drugs? Don’t do them.
Don’t like sex? Don’t have it.
Don’t like your rights taken away? Don’t take away anybody elses.” (via obliviousmushroom) (via llung, he-is-she-is-he) (via cfourcalvin) (via nevershoutandy) (via happymonsters) (via kshaed)

Giu 17

killingbambi:

stizzofrenica:

soggettismarriti:

irechenonce:

valu:11ruesimoncrubellier:anarchaia:stuff no one told me (but i learned anyways): porn movies and disney are responsible for the most frustrated human beings i know

Giu 11

theyahooanswers:

real life.

Giu 5

placidiappunti:

BARZELLETTINA IN INGLESE A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the sex afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife at all. After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact: “Marion… Marion.” “Is that you, Bob?” “Yes, I’ve come back like we agreed.” “That’s wonderful! What’s it like?” “Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it’s off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you’d be proud, lots of greens). Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it’s back to golf course again. Then it’s more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again” “Oh, Bob are you in heaven?” “No…I’m a rabbit in Arizona!”

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