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Ago 11
“I’m completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.” George Carlin (via bradicalmang)

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caseymeeks:

Yes, George Carlin. RIP.

caseymeeks:

Yes, George Carlin. RIP.


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“Conservatives want live babies to they can raise them to be dead soldiers.” George Carlin

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jchild:

“Eventually, alas, I realized the main purpose of buying cocaine is to run out of it.”
 - George Carlin
RIP

jchild:

“Eventually, alas, I realized the main purpose of buying cocaine is to run out of it.”

 - George Carlin

RIP


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“The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” and “Thou shalt not lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.” George Carlin (via inyouremptygarden)

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“It’s called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it” George Carlin (via whatifitdoes)

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“Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.” George Carlin (via liquidnight)

noarose:

George Carlin: “Saving the Planet”. this is pretty funny, and also pretty true.


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pandyland:

This makes me way too happy, these men are my heroes. Both dead and gone.

pandyland:

This makes me way too happy, these men are my heroes. Both dead and gone.


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“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.” George Carlin (via movingmyhipslikeyeahhh)

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“Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist” George Carlin (via notsmithie)

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“I distinguish between maniacs and crazy people. A maniac will beat nine people to death with a steel dildo. A crazy person will beat nine people to death with a steel dildo, but he’ll be wearing a Bugs Bunny suit at the time” It’s been a while since I’ve done a George Carlin quote. These are all from Back in Town, his 9th special, and the one that had the biggest impression on me. This particular quote MAY have had an influence on my comics, I dunno. (via superhappy)

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matthewtrevithick:

Genius.
RIP

matthewtrevithick:

Genius.

RIP